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Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell
What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless
What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS
Did you get an allowance as a child?
Yes, I got a regular scheduled allowance no matter what
Yes, I got a regular scheduled allowance if I did household chores
Sort of. It wasn’t regular, because my guardians weren’t that organized
Sort of. It wasn’t regular, because money was tight
My guardians just gave me money when I asked
No, any money I had was earned through a job (not chores)
No, and I had no money of my own.
Other
I’m talking about childhood here, not adolescence. This isn’t about getting a job in high school, it’s about what was in your piggy bank when you were ten.
Current living conditions: thigh high leather boots and cold canned alphagetti on the nightstand
ALTI'm out of groceries
now that's what i call an onlyfans ad
I was gonna say something clever but honestly there are days when I would do unspeakable things for a seafood chowder
Here's that video for you since it's linked in the slide lmfao
Here's the Charmin Bear's are nudists power point literally only like two people cared about but I cared about it enough for all of us.
If you block me for this you're a pussy and a coward and you can't hide from the truth. /joking
also here's what the file is called cause it's fucking hilarious
